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Ok so this week the person who helps me write this diary (just helps a little – tell no one!!) thought she had a serious illness, and what with that and with this sort of thing, she said she “lost her sense of humour”. Mega-unprofessional, if you ask me. What a looza, with a capital ell. Must get my people to find me a replacement ASAPossiblé. Contact me to apply.

Anyhoo, now it seems like she probably isn’t particularly dying after all, so hopefully she’ll get her act together soon for my next fabulous instalment, before you all ditch my amazebobs a**.

Luv ya
EJ x